British Comedy Guide

I'd like to...

Not sure how to structure lyrics, if even there is a certain way, but here goes.

Err some sort of CONTENT WARNING might be appropriate?


I'd like to rim a polar bear
Play with it's fury balls
And long white hair.

I'd like to finger a mole
No points for guessing where
It's blind so it what does it care.

I'd like to shagg a sheep
If it wasn't for Bo Peep
I would already be there.

Be-cause I'm just a...
Bestiality fan
I don't like woman, child or man.

No boobs or dick
Or fannies for me
Just let me suck off Las-sie

I'd like to bone your family dog
Make love to a slimey frog
And snog a wild hog.

I'd like to blow Flipper
Have sex with Skipper
And make it a three with a random kipper.

Be-cause I'm just a...
Bestiality fan
I don't like woman, child or man.

No boobs or dick
Or fannies for me
Just let me suck off Las-sie.

:)

I like it.
First two verses the best, I think. What an opening. "Are you sitting comfortably?" Ha! After that it gets a bit "Penguin Rhyming Dictionary".

Bit similar to ajp's "I think I'm in love" song too.

Laughing out loud wish I could write songs... Not about having sex with animals.

I think this shows you have too much time on your hands Lee.

Leevil we should stop writing lyrics about us bummin animals it might start rumours. The structure is pretty complicated but it should work i think.

wrt comedy songs I defo think AJP and Leevil have got some good lyrics and ideas going for them.

Don't let the fact I like them put you off guys! ;)

Hope to hear them as finished songs in due course (even rough demos would be good to hear!)

FxCool

you can get run in for that Leevil

Quote: ajp29 @ January 7, 2008, 5:46 PM

Leevil we should stop writing lyrics about us bummin animals it might start rumours. The structure is pretty complicated but it should work i think.

Get it performed!

And thanks everyone.

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