Whatever happened to 'Normal Kids Presenters'

F**k in hell. They are all coke heads, sex addicted peverted weir do dose.
I mean is it the job or what. How f**king hard is it to say "And now for Playschool". Do you think its the stress of having to watch all the kids TV. Maybe it's the Teletubbies. Now thats some drug crazed shit going on in that programme. Anyone who sticks their toddler infront of that, is asking for trouble. It has surely got to the stage now where being a kiddies TV presenter or in a kiddies tv programme is seriously life threatening. Forget the hoodies. It is the toddlers we should be scared of. Nasty little dummy sucking pantie pissing, snot nosed grizzling little bastards.

Go girl, tell it like it is.

They all got shipped to a far away island by the crazy ones

I reckon all kids TV poresenters have to be a little bit strange. I don't NECESSARILY mean pervy but set your sights there and no further - well!!!

By the way Charley I think you'd be ideal.

I'd put bets that that Same Difference duo become kids tv presenters...they have that look of "haha, we have buried your kids in the back garden - and you'll never catch us!"

Gawd you people. You can't even drown your girlfriend in a insane drugs binge without some people pointing fingers.

Yeah, what happened to great kids tv presenters like John Leslie, Jamie Theakston and Richard Bacon?

I expect that you scared them away.

It's always been that way. Sarah Green once pushed a toddler through a harp, live on air.