My husband has just caught my nearly 90 yr old mum trying to be helpful. She's been washing up a few plates in that deodouriser stuff that you use on the carpet when the cats piss on it.
As my mate said, 'at least we don't smell of cat piss'.
It could catch on. 
Watching Graham Norton in anything except 'Celebrity Shoot the F**king Chat Show Host'
Quote: marion @ January 5, 2008, 1:08 PMMy husband has just caught my nearly 90 yr old mum trying to be helpful. She's been washing up a few plates in that deodouriser stuff that you use on the carpet when the cats piss on it.
As my mate said, 'at least we don't smell of cat piss'.
It could catch on.
You and Jerf Roberwitz should get together and form a double-act. "Marion and Jerf".
I can't believe we are now discussing what gives us the shits... What has the board come too?
My contribution is: my mum's cooking when she's had a few to drink, oh and K*ng's Ke*abs in Norfampton!* 
* Names have been disguised or changed for protection purposes.
Vegan diets.
Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 5, 2008, 2:18 PMYou and Jerf Roberwitz should get together and form a double-act. "Marion and Jerf".
?????????
Quote: Aaron @ January 5, 2008, 2:35 PMVegan diets.
Actually, Mr. Aaronski, a bit of roughage might improve your mood no end.
A bit of 'roughage', you say? Sounds kinky.
Quote: Aaron @ January 5, 2008, 3:00 PMA bit of 'roughage', you say? Sounds kinky.
Depends on where ya stick it 
Anal sex.
Gives you jelly shits. It's snot velly nice!
... Moving on.
Quote: Charley @ January 5, 2008, 4:28 PMAnal sex.
Gives you jelly shits. It's snot velly nice!
Pizza Hut used to give me the runs. After going there i'd look like this on the toilet
the jalapeno peppers at subway.
well, it's not my cup of tea
Quote: bushbaby @ January 5, 2008, 6:18 PMwell, it's not my cup of tea
Quote: bushbaby @ January 5, 2008, 6:18 PMwell, it's not my cup of tea
Me too.
Curry gives me the shits. Looks the same going in as coming out.