I think i'm in Love

I wrote this song and hopefully i'll make another YouTube video for it (hopefully performed by someone who can sing. But here are the lyrics for you perousal. Warning: This may be unsuitable if you are not insane

I think I’m in love
With a girl
And shes the sexiest
In all the world
But I can’t help
I get the feeling
Is she had a dick
She’d be more appealing

I think I’m gay
Like it up the wrong way
I think I’m gay
What can I say

I think I’m in love
With a man
And hes the sexiest
In all the land
But I can’t help
I get the feeling
If he was an animal
He’d be more appealing

I think I’m wrong
Into donkey dong
I’m think I’m sick
Prefer Leopard dick

I’m think i'm in love
With a cammel
And hes the sexiest
Land bearing mammal
But I can’t help
I get the feeling
That the mirror
Is more appealing

I think I’m weird
I’m better looking wih a beard
I think I’m buff
The thinking man’s rought

I think I’m in love
With my self
Tugging my penis
Is good for my health
But I can’t help
I get the feeling
That Michael Jackson
Is more appealing

I think I’m mad
Want to be bad
I think I’m crazy
But Wacko craves me

I think I’m in love
With the prince of pop
All I can think of
Is his cock
But I can’t help
I get the feeling
Suicide
Is more appealing

I’m a Terrorist
The West’s got me pissed
I think I’m a bomb
Er London

I think I’m in love
With Al-Qaeda
They have the sexiest
Terrorist leader
But I can’t help it
It brings me to tears
Those 72 virgins
Could be Britney Spears

I think I’m in love
With nothing much
I’ll play it cool
And watch the football

An instant classic. Really, really good. Lose the last stanza though.

I could see this being one of the biggest iTunes downloads ever.

I couldnt really establish any rhythm with the words, but we need to hear it being sung to truly comment.

Lyrics are FANTASTIC. Simply fantastic. If it fits with a tune without feeling forced you are on an absolute winner. Fact.

And so it aaaallllllll makes sense.

very good, I read it more as a rap, think that works, no?

Very good Mr. Bond... I mean Adam.

Adam that is fantastic. It makes me want to get my guitar out & do a tune to it. If I wasn't loaded with the cold I would do it now & send my version over to you. Just for a larf like!

Yeah, I really like this one too. I can picture someone singing it with an animated thought bubble over their head acting out the lyrics inside.

Thanks everyone. I'll try and get it recorded soon. The melody is sort of upbeat and happy. I think Godot is right about the last verse, consider it lost.

Quote: Aaron @ January 5, 2008, 9:17 AM

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The idea was to get sicker and sicker so really the last lustful person should be a Tory

I don't know whether you'll take this as a compliment because I'm 97yrs old,I thought it was leg end,(I know lots of cool words, I've got grandchildren you see, they keep me young, There's Cecil, he's 61yrs, and then there's the eldest, but I won't go on. I did write some lyrics myself a couple of years ago in 1957, You are welcome to them, I'm not going to be a pop star at my age, here goes.

Good Golly Miss Molly
You Sure Like To Ball
I Wish I Could Help
But I'm Much Too Small.

Quote: ajp29 @ January 5, 2008, 5:30 PM

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Sounds like a John Hegley type poem.

Nice lyric!

This is very good indeed. Get this performed then have a think about how you want to present it visually. I really do believe this has huge potential. Don't let it sit idle.