Godot Taxis
Tuesday 11th September 2012 4:58pm
5,741 posts
Quote: sootyj @ September 11 2012, 10:06 AM BST
CUSTOMER
Good morning is this Sodot's c**ting Dr Who design shop?
SODOT
F**k off you midget rapist shit sack. I mean yes. I mean f**king yes.
CUSTOMER
Lovely I'd like a Silurian costume.
SODOT
F**king champion you shit stained wank spot. Here it as ala 1974 with a f**king eye hole in it's piss flapping neck.
CUSTOMER
Oh I wanted a nice flexible one from the recent show that fitted around the actors face and was flexible. Better still could I have a Gorn mask.... eek get off of me!
SODOT
Get here you disrespectful prick stick, I'll show you heavy father f**ker! I'm going to shove this classic c**ting Silurian costume right up your bastard shit pipe!
Fairly representative of a slow day - especially the Boyleism. I'd give you the job of writing my biography Sooty but I already gave it to you about three years ago.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 11 2012, 12:54 PM BST
Yeah, your Mum hates it when I get her name wrong as well.
Not surprising you mispronounce it with her balls in your mouth etc..
Quote: Ben @ September 11 2012, 7:12 AM BST
Carnival of Monsters is an excellent yarn. I've only watched it once for some reason, so must dig it out again. In the Target novelisation there's a Zygon which nicely ties Godot's points together.
If you haven't seen it Ben I recommend 'Nightmare of Eden' (recent release). Like all Graham Williams produced stories the production and creature design values are almost unbelievably shoddy but the story is excellent.
There's also a caveat in the acting of Lewis Fiander as Tryst who makes Prentis Hancock look like Michael Gambon - in fact it's probably the worst single acting performance in Doctor Who. Despite this there is a strange beauty and poetry to this story - and in some ways it is also reminiscent of Carnival of Monsters.