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Lottery win

LOTTERY BALLS ARE ROLLING

VOICE OVER:
And finally the bonus ball.

(Ball comes out as a number 12)

Its number twelve.

CUT TO LIVING ROOM WITH A MAN SITTING ALONE ON HIS SOFA, WATCHING THE LOTTERY SHOW.
MAN:

I've Won! I've Won! (Starts jumping around
I've only gone and bloody won!

(Suddenly the man clutches his chest and then collapses)

CUT BACK TO TV
VOICE OVER:
Unfortunately this week we appear to have had a Rollover.

END

excellent

Quote: Rob B @ January 2, 2008, 6:41 PM

LOTTERY BALLS ARE ROLLING

VOICE OVER:
And finally the bonus ball.

(Ball comes out as a number 12)

Its number twelve.

CUT TO LIVING ROOM WITH A MAN SITTING ALONE ON HIS SOFA, WATCHING THE LOTTERY SHOW.
MAN:

I've Won! I've Won! (Starts jumping around
I've only gone and bloody won!

(Suddenly the man clutches his chest and then collapses)

CUT BACK TO TV
VOICE OVER:
Unfortunately this week we appear to have had a Rollover.

END

If he only realised he'd won after the bonus ball he couldn't have won because the bonus doesn't count for first prize.

Signed

A Pedant

By the way - very good.

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