Cheap Alternative to the Vibrator

One of the old widows down the old folks club, is on basic pension, and has been going without food or heating, because batteries for her vibrator are so expensive.(She warns against buying cheap batteries off the market, you will get only twenty or so orgasms at the most) Either buy top quality ones, or do what she does.
Buy Catmint, smear it on your clitoris and let 'Tiddles' lick it off.
She claims to get hundreds of orgasms from one small tin.
I thought the ladies would welcome this household tip.

Does this push any boundaries?

No, but I'm off to the pet shop.

In my experience, cats' tongues are quite scratchy, like sandpaper.

No experience of having them lick my genitals, I'd like to add.

Must fight......temptation...to do....pussy joke.....walk into the light.....yes......move closer, it will pass my son. Just about licked that one then.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 2, 2008, 12:46 AM

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Yes. I've extended my Hampshire Exclusion Zone to include Fleet.

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I bet a tenner on Charley saying it's too tame.

And there's me using a cigar tube full of wasps...

Well it's crude but I don't think it's pushing boundaries any further than they have already gone! Is it funny? I didn't find this one funny but it's horses for courses! Ladies like riding horses too don't they! I remember my cousin coming back very red and flushed from her horsey riding!!

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 2, 2008, 12:46 AM

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What - the boundaries of her flaps?

Quote: James Williams @ January 2, 2008, 1:10 AM

In my experience, cats' tongues are quite scratchy, like sandpaper.

No experience of having them lick my genitals, I'd like to add.

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So glad you added that second line James, i was ready to pounce

Jerf Roberwitz

I loved it. I think it does push the boundaries a tad. Considering beastiality is illegal & all. However I think a dog would probably do a better job.

Or not wash for a week, attract some flies then buy a frog. mmmmm mmmmm!

In my opinion you can't really push boundaries unless you offend someone so you should really be asking 'have I offended anyone?'

Yes, yes you have... That ok Adam?

Quote: zooo @ January 2, 2008, 1:01 AM

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Surely the smell of her 'tuna' would attract the cat anyway?

I'm feeling quite ill now