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I agree with Sherlock Martin Holmes’ views and I disagree with any of the remainding views because I think they're wrong.

In particular I’m finding 'ContainsNuts' a bit annoying and someone I wouldn’t mind kicking in the eye. He/she's one of those “You can’t say this/You can’t say that” people, who always come galloping along on their high horse, and ruin a good argument.

Martin Holmes has the right attitude. It’s a shame there aren’t more people with that kinda mindset. If his sitcom ever got made, there’s a very good chance that it won’t end up in my signature list of sitcoms that suck.

Quote: Martin Holmes @ January 3, 2008, 3:25 PM

Hey it worked for Larry David...kind of.

'When Ricky met Larry' ;) Very inspiring stuff, that was.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 3, 2008, 5:56 PM

In particular I’m finding 'ContainsNuts' a bit annoying and someone I wouldn’t mind kicking in the eye. He/she's one of those “You can’t say this/You can’t say that” people, who always come galloping along on their high horse, and ruin a good argument.

Well I haven't said anything anyone else hasn't said but if you want to single people out and have such a negative attitude to people that have different opinions to you on a discussion forum then that's your issue.

I'm just having a fair and frank discussion with Martin and don't know what I've been 'on my high my horse' about? Maybe explain?

Well....because you in particular are using a lot of adjectives like “ignorant”..etc. and implying that Mr. Holmes is in no position to have an opinion because in your eyes, he’s not qualified to do so. Pirate

Also, you’re of the train of thought that ‘the customer is always right’ where comedy is concerned. Which (like Mr. Holmes) I strongly disagree with. The majority of the public are stupid lemmings who don’t know anything. They’ll watch whatevers on BBC1 prime time, whether it’s good or not. If you’re quite happy writing/making sitcoms that are the Westlife of the comedy world, then that’s fine. Westlife are always on TV, their songs are always played on the radio, and they have as many number ones as The Beatles. But anyone who knows a thing or two about music knows that Westlife are complete shit.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 3, 2008, 7:40 PM

Well....because you in particular are using a lot of adjectives like “ignorant”

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 3, 2008, 7:40 PM

The majority of the public are stupid lemmings who don’t know anything.

It stands to reason that if you contradict yourself within the space of one post then your words and views are irrelevant.

Do not attack a user for airing their views. Do not threaten them. This is a free democratic forum. Treat it as such.

WTF?

Are you even following what’s going on? My point is that ContainsNuts is brushing off peoples views with stuff like “You can’t say that, that’s ignorant”. On an internet discussion forum, that is a lazy way of arguing a point. :S

The stupid lemmings who watch crap sitcoms are more than welcome to come and attack me. I'm not stopping them!

Quote: Martin Holmes @ January 3, 2008, 3:25 PM

But they are lots of mainstream shows as well as those were there isn't as much effort put into, I don't think that is a wrong thing to say, you can clearly see when watching certain programmes how much thought and effort has gone into it.

Did you ever stop and think that maybe, just maybe, those shows are intentionally like that? Two Pints didn't just turn out how it did 'cos Susan Nickson is a lazy bitch. My Hero didn't turn out as it did because the writers just put down the first thing that came to them. They're almost certainly exactly as intended. Perhaps the writers haven't pushed themselves as hard as they could towards what you term to be "clever" mainstream comedy, but if that isn't the intention of the show, then why would they?

Quote: Martin Holmes @ January 3, 2008, 3:25 PM

As long as it's not strawberry toothpaste it's fine with me (who would want to brush their teeth with a strawbery?). :D

Strawberry toothpaste rules.

Quote: Martin Holmes @ January 3, 2008, 11:40 AM

For me it comes down to the simple fact that I would rather write something that makes me laugh and makes me proud and have that show gain 'cult' status....rather than churn out some half-arseed mediocre garbage and gain a mainstream audience.

And if you're telling me that people would rather watch sitcoms like My Family for the rest of their lives rather than sitcoms like Fawlty Towers then there's no point going on debating. If they would like that then I stand by my opinion that most people like shit comedy, shit films and shit music, I'm not sneering at those people I just feel they need to broaden their horizons.

Also just because lots of people watch something doesn't make it good or funny, it makes it successful yes but that doesn't equate quality. Take an extreme example if you will, lots of people agreed with Hitler but that certainly didn't make his opinions and actions good or right.

Would I rather have a show like Two Pints where it has mainstream success, repeated every day but could easily be written by a 10 year old...or would I rather have a show like Arrested Development that had three series of top quality writing, acting and comedy and is respected amongst comedy fans and critics and hailed "the greatest sitcom of the last 10 years", yet got cancelled due to poor ratings...I'd go for the latter everytime. And I don't mean to turn this into a self-aggrandizing post, but the comedy I've written has had positive feedback from other comedians and production companies..so that shows me that 'alternative comedy' does have a market (by the way my comedy isn't really what this thread is about, it's not 'cutting edge'...it's just ideas that have had a lot of thought put into them and structured well with lots of gags)

So yeah I don't disagree with those that need the money and success so make easy mainstream stuff but that doesn't mean just because their show appeals to more people that it's any better than a show that has cult status. But I also still stand by the fact that mainstream doesn't have to mean crap...Not Going Out is mainstream but you can tell lots of work goes into it.

Given your slagging off of Ricky Gervais I find this post ironic.

Your profile says you're 19. I can tell.

I had the same views as this, but you'll realise that's bullshit. If you have that attitude you'll get nowhere. Believe me, you'll be licking the boots of anyone who takes any bit of interest in your work - even if it means wholesale changes.

When I was your age (I'm 23 now and have grown up), I too was 'Well, if it's not Seinfeld then I'm not interested. I'm not going out at 8.30!' but I grew out of it. For the better.

I wrote a kid's show pilot script - it twice nearly got me a meeting at the BBC, and was lined up to pitch it with a script editor. I wrote this because an interview with Bain & Armstrong said that you should never discount anything and write whatever you can, for whoever you can. At 18 I wouldn't have dreamed of lowering myself to writing for kids - what do they know?! 'I'm doing high art at 10pm on BBC2, don't you know!' You'll get nowhere believing that.

I've been told my current project could fit the bill in a pre-watershed BBC slot. Again, at 18-19 I'd have gone 'WHAT? I'm not doing pre-watershed shit!' but you grow up and realise that just because most pre-watershed and popular shows are shit, doesn't mean yours has to be.

Don't go thinking your the next Peter Baynham or George Meyer, or whatever under-rated cult writer, because that's not how things work. You have to pay your dues.

Quote: Seefacts @ January 3, 2008, 9:01 PM

Your profile says you're 19. I can tell.

I had the same views as this, but you'll realise that's bullshit.

Hm. Intriguing. 'Cos when I was dabbling around with writing, I was 16 and 17, and definitely of the opinion that you have come round to now. Does that make me, like, some kind of prodigy? :O

(Agree with the post entirely though. Everything I've read about comedy writing says the same thing.)

Quote: Aaron @ January 3, 2008, 9:08 PM

Hm. Intriguing. 'Cos when I was dabbling around with writing, I was 16 and 17, and definitely of the opinion that you have come round to now. Does that make me, like, some kind of prodigy? :O

(Agree with the post entirely though. Everything I've read about comedy writing says the same thing.)

Ha, maybe!

I am an arrogant sod so maybe that's why I took a few extra years!

The first sitcom idea I came up with when I was about 17 I was convinced would get made and would be genius. It was so shit. I heard a quote, though have totally forgotten where (Red Dwarf DVD?), that it takes about two years to write the shit out of your system before you hit the good stuff. I think all the shit cascaded out on this project.

I was of the opinion that I would never lower myself to doing a kids show or whatever and that I was on a par with Graham Linehan or something and that I'd soon be discovered. A few years later - I wrote the kid's show pilot at 19 - I realised that I'd been a stuck up little tit in my views and once I realised that I produced my best work. Sadly potential script editors and producers move companies or get job offers. I so wish they didn't.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 3, 2008, 5:56 PM

I agree with Sherlock Martin Holmes’ views and I disagree with any of the remainding views because I think they're wrong.

In particular I’m finding 'ContainsNuts' a bit annoying and someone I wouldn’t mind kicking in the eye. He/she's one of those “You can’t say this/You can’t say that” people, who always come galloping along on their high horse, and ruin a good argument.

Martin Holmes has the right attitude. It’s a shame there aren’t more people with that kinda mindset. If his sitcom ever got made, there’s a very good chance that it won’t end up in my signature list of sitcoms that suck.

You are this: A tit.

There's a difference in saying 'I want to make something to be proud of' and 'I want to write something that only gets 8 viewers and is lauded as genius by comedy fans on the internet'.

There's an arrogance in that. We ALL want to do something to be proud of, but to sit there and say mainstream is shit and getting more than 8 viewers is sooooooooo uncool, is really the wrong way to be thinking.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 3, 2008, 8:11 PM

WTF?

Are you even following what’s going on? My point is that ContainsNuts is brushing off peoples views with stuff like “You can’t say that, that’s ignorant”. On an internet discussion forum, that is a lazy way of arguing a point. :S

The stupid lemmings who watch crap sitcoms are more than welcome to come and attack me. I'm not stopping them!

Are you following these posts??

I explained why I said his point was ignorant, I didn't brush it off at all. He said 'most people like shit comedy, shit films and shit music, I'm not sneering at those people I just feel they need to broaden their horizons.' I called that view ignorant and gave a REASON and he replied 'Yeah it is quite ignorant.' So what are you arguing about?

Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 3, 2008, 9:23 PM

Are you following these posts??

I explained why I said his point was ignorant, I didn't brush it off at all. He said 'most people like shit comedy, shit films and shit music, I'm not sneering at those people I just feel they need to broaden their horizons.' I called that view ignorant and gave a REASON and he replied 'Yeah it is quite ignorant.' So what are you arguing about?

Ignore EMS. He's doing a sub-Maddox angry internet nerd shtick that died out in about 1998.

Another load of conflict. What the hell is going on here?

Quote: David Chapman @ January 3, 2008, 9:26 PM

Another load of conflict. What the hell is going on here?

EMS is on the forum, and he's a touch annoying.

Seefacts, stop being such a cum-drenched whore, and just go and update your website will you. It’s empty....a bit like your head. :D Whistling nnocently

I agree Seefacts but if you don't say something other people might believe you are some sort of comedy dictator that doesn't back-up his arguments. That's not what I've done here so I just wanted to make that clear.

Oh, good luck to skibby there are plenty of differing people here.

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