British Comedy Guide

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Two women meet in a supermarket, both around mid forties.

IRENE: Hi June, everything alright?

JUNE: So so.

IRENE: Did you ever hear anything from that dating agency you joined?

JUNE: Not a thing...I can’t understand it, 6 months ago I joined and I’ve not had one single reply.

IRENE: Oh never mind, I’m sure you will if you just give it time...what sort of bloke were you looking for?

JUNE: Just someone like me really, shy, retiring, someone who likes to keep himself to himself, just likes his own company.

IRENE: Err! Right.

Very good.

Another good one Ray. It makes me wonder why the TV companies miss all this talent. There's more good sketches on here than on the box. I really can't understand it sometimes.

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