quickie

INT. CHURCH. CONFESSION BOX. CAMERA ON PRIEST.

PRIEST
Speak to me of your troubles.

VOICE
I have committed a sin Father.. (pause), a terrible sin.. (pause),

NEW SHOT OF OTHER HALF OF CONFESSION BOX TO REVEAL A FULLY DRESSED CARDINAL.

..A cardinal sin.

ENDS.

Perhaps as a double gag, the priest could reply.

Well we're all guilty of that in some way my son.

AS THE CAMERA SHOWS THE PRIEST, HE IS WEARING A BURKA