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Tripping Balls

Well there's a thread for drunk people, a thread for non-drunk people. What about a thread for those who happen to be tripping their nuts off.

Anyway going to make it short, my door is being raped by a green ostrich with the face of my father.

Peace out.

Are you sure it's not Emu, he's quite the little scamp. He once pushed someone off a roof.

I once tripped on drugs... some bastard left them on the floor!

I like to be high... that's why I live on the 5th floor!

I get stoned quite a lot... oh god, it's only blaspheme.

Let's talk about trips.

Don't you love/hate it when things turn into a big cartoon!!!

I feel this is going to be an animated discussion.

I'm hoping it will draw people in.

I need to sit down, I'm all Disney.

Why did I start this thread, again? My memory is a little sketchy...

Check the time. It took me an hour and a half to think of that. I have virtually "stayed up all night" thinking that up. I'm gonna end it all.

Man I'm hungry... anyone for for cheese doodles?

What is this, the Jimmy Carr wannabes convention?!

It could be. Charles is seeing everybody just now, he's in the clouds man.

Where's Skibber?

I personally won't touch the stuff that makes me trip.... sticks, bananas, stones, crack.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 30, 2007, 11:05 AM

I personally won't touch the stuff that makes me trip.... sticks, bananas, stones, crack.

How did you brake your ankle then?

I was pushed I tell ya!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 30, 2007, 11:14 AM

I was pushed I tell ya!

You still have the wheelchair then?

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