Scene: Three kings stand outside a door in a street.
[One knocks on door. Door opens]
Sheila: [Dressed in dressing gown, brown slippers and a fag hanging out of her mouth] Yes can I help you?
Balthazar: On your knees brothers [they do so]
Caspar: Do not look upon her face for we are not worthy. [they bow heads]
Melchior: We bring you gifts of gold [holds it up]
Balthazar: Frankincense [holds it up]
Caspar: And Myrrh [holds it up]
All: For the chosen one!
Sheila: Jesus Christ!
Balthazar: She doth utter his name!
Sheila: You should have been here two weeks ago.
Caspar: We were way laid
Melchior: It was difficult terrain madam.
Sheila: Likely story. [shouting into house] Joe, get out here, that stuff you ordered off Amazon just arrived!
