British Comedy Guide

Quickie

EXT. DAY. SCHOOL. 2 TEENAGE GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT A BOY.

GIRL 1:
That new boy walked me home yesterday.

GIRL 2:
He's so good looking.

GIRL 1:
He's really nice.. He goes to Scripture Union and he wants me to go too.

GIRL 2:
Is he a good kisser?

GIRL 1:
He's OK at kissing.

GIRL 2:
Did you French kiss him?

GIRL 1:
I tried to.. but he kept speaking in tongues.

possibly too obvious this one

Hi Nigel, the sketch is fair.

There is no real build up and the punchline really doesnt blow me away it feels like its an extract from a longer piece rather then a sketch.

A good pun - well done. It is just a joke though.Maybe it could be running jokes with these girls meeting different boys.

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