I have an endless supply of these things rearing their ugly and no doubt oversized heads in my junkmail, but this one caught my attention and it's a cracker.
You Do not please with your instrument size.
Girls laugh at you.
Now you can to solve this trouble.
Try our instrument en'largement and Women will love you promptly.
I have tried! At present it is your turn to change your sexual life.
(dodgy link.)
Hilarious. "Instrument en'largement" !!! Is it trying to be French?!
And it's from "Dr. Claudine Salinas"! I wonder if 'she' is a real doctor...