British Comedy Guide

You have chance to become a real man.

I have an endless supply of these things rearing their ugly and no doubt oversized heads in my junkmail, but this one caught my attention and it's a cracker.

You Do not please with your instrument size.

Girls laugh at you.

Now you can to solve this trouble.

Try our instrument en'largement and Women will love you promptly.

I have tried! At present it is your turn to change your sexual life.

(dodgy link.)

Hilarious. "Instrument en'largement" !!! Is it trying to be French?!

And it's from "Dr. Claudine Salinas"! I wonder if 'she' is a real doctor...

At my work we receive copious amounts of that kind of stuff. So the lads in sales printed them all out and stuck them around the toilet walls. Makes amusing reading!

"The lads in sales" have far too much time on their hands. And too much paper.

Copious doesn't even begin to describe the amount of spam I get. Thousands every day. Thankfully, Outlook 2007 is bloody good at spotting the stuff. :)

Quote: Aaron @ December 20, 2007, 8:55 PM

"The lads in sales" have far too much time on their hands. And too much paper.

Copious doesn't even begin to describe the amount of spam I get. Thousands every day. :)

Sorry about that!

Isn't penis enlargment just another name for an erection?

What, like Wembley Stadium? Huh?

Quote: roscoff @ December 21, 2007, 10:23 AM

What, like Wembley Stadium? Huh?

Laughing out loud

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