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Does jake how scare you too?

I am not obliged to answer that...

Does he have a knife to your throat? Lol, that sounds like good old jake how.

Quote: chipolata @ December 20, 2007, 10:14 AM

Here's a few of mine:

1. Spiders. A cliche, but big ones make me anxious.
2. Being beaten up by pre-buscent thugs. It's bad enough being mugged, but you at least want your attackers to have a pubic hair between them.
3. Charley's rabidly right-wing views on the military.
4. Being made to read all of Frankie Rage's posts (or even one).
5. The second series of Jam and Jerusalem. Surely we've suffered enough.

What's going on?
:S
Point 3. Don't know how right, left or in the middle Charley is but she's got a kid in the middle of it. I don't envy her. It's not her fault.
Point 4. I like Frankie, leave him alone.
Point 1. Yep, terrified, and terrifying.
Point 2. Agree!!
Point 5. Never watched it but you're probably right!

Laughing out loud Happy Christmas, mate.

Quote: marion @ December 20, 2007, 12:23 PM

What's going on?
:S

Sometimes Marion, I have no idea either! :D

Things that scare me - confusion!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 20, 2007, 12:25 PM

Sometimes Marion, I have no idea either! :D

Things that scare me - confusion!

Only sometimes? Huh? Great, innit? Laughing out loud

I didn't mean to include confusion in that. That's a bad thing and it usually happens when I'm drunk. It happens a lot. Sick

1. The religious
2. The inside of porn stars mouths
3. Dead baby clowns
4. Zombies
5. Scary Spice

Quote: David Bussell @ December 20, 2007, 12:53 PM

1. The religious
2. The inside of porn stars mouths
3. Dead baby clowns
4. Zombies
5. Scary Spice

genius

1. insects that buzz
2. being buried alive
3. burglars
4. giant robots.
5. accidentally forgetting to zip my fly up and then noticing that my little fella has slipped out of the window in my boxers and is poking his nose out of my zip whilst i am waiting in the playground of a primary school

. . . Well that was graphic.

I dont even know what right wing means Laughing out loud
Aaron can you translate for me please?

Clowns & robots scare me. Ewwwwww! Just typing them gives me the hebe gebe's.

I have a friend who's scared of fish. Beat that.

Quote: Aaron @ December 20, 2007, 1:28 PM

I have a friend who's scared of fish. Beat that.

I have a fish that's scared of Friends. The sit com.

I have a friend who's scared of foam (not the soapy foam)...properley won't let it come near him!

Who is the other Jake How then ?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 20, 2007, 1:38 PM

I have a friend who's scared of foam (not the soapy foam)...properley won't let it come near him!

On that note, anyone ever been in a foam pit? OOhhh, what a laugh!!!
Went to a club, years ago, in South London that had one. It was a big place with an area about 20ft sq with about 4ft walls all round with wide gaps to get in and out of. Over the 'pit' was a foam machine. By the end of it the foam was about 6-7ft high (like bath foam) and I was so drunk that I had a ball.
It was a gay club called something like the Southern Cross.
It was one of my best rated nights out, ever!!!

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