I keep wanting at the end of the ASDA ads, when Victoria goes 'I opened mine already' and the rest of the Spice Girls go 'Victoria!' for them all to fall silent and then for one of them to mutter 'Bitch.'
TV ads you'd like to re-write
thats amazing 
the Dairy Milk one should have his break the drum and then the music stops and the monkey says "oh shit-can we do it again?" in a really posh voice 
in all the gap adverts i would like people with machine guns to emerge and administer justice.
I have not seen any of these Gap adverts.
I wouldn't mind ripping a few ads apart though. Bloody ... people.
Yeah. You go, Aaron....
Quote: Simon Stratton @ December 19, 2007, 5:20 PMI keep wanting at the end of the ASDA ads, when Victoria goes 'I opened mine already' and the rest of the Spice Girls go 'Victoria!' for them all to fall silent and then for one of them to mutter 'Bitch.'
On the Scholl Party Feet advert it schould cut off at " that pain in your balls"
rather than going to say "It stops the burning pain in the balls of your feet"
I'd like to rewrite the new (ish) Coke ad. The one going through the years. Which is just f**king depressing. I'd like to make it have pretty lit trucks, driving through a snow-scape, and through a small town, amongst many happy cheering people.
Those ones between programmes.
The ads where the VO artist makes all the closing 'd's disappear by transforming them into 't's. Drives me bloody insane. Is it Sainsburys or Morrisons where that Scottish git (an unfortunate coincidence rather than a racial stereotyping) says 'foot' instead of 'food' and 'instet' in place of 'instead' all the bloody time.
Do people who say that think it's sophisticated?
Can the remake end with the artist being shredded by a snow plough, James Bond style?
Cilit bang add...when the guy dips the penny in the liquid it burns his fingers off!
Slaggy - Pity you felt the need to point out that you weren't racially stereotyping! You... PC fool!
I think it's Morrisons though.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ December 19, 2007, 5:20 PMI keep wanting at the end of the ASDA ads, when Victoria goes 'I opened mine already' and the rest of the Spice Girls go 'Victoria!'
- "Like your legs!"