Police interview.
COP
So you are seeking asylem in this country.
INTERVIEWEE
That's right.
COP
Name.
INT
Joseph.
COP
And your wifes name?
INT
We aren't married, it's Mary.
COP
Well, we do live in a permissive society. You say your partner's pregnant.
INT
Yes any minute now, we need accomodation.
COP
That could take a while to set up.
INT
Look we've only a few days left to Christmas, well it will be once he's born.
COP
It's a boy?
INT
Yes, we're calling him Jesus.
COP
I've heard this excuse a million times. Any road, there's a stable down the road. I think that'll be appropriate.
INT
I thought we were entitled to a new flat.
New kitchen, bathroom, down lights, laminate floors...
COP
Right. The three wise men will be along shortly to give you more details. Now hop it.
