Taxi sketch

INT. NIGHT. TAXI CAB

CAB DRIVER
That will be fifteen quid please, love.

GIRL (opening her legs)
Can you take it out of that?

CAB DRIVER PULLS HER ARM UP AND DOWN.. (SOUND FX).. POUND COINS START COMING OUT OF HER VAGINA.

CAB DRIVER
What type of girl are you?

GIRL
I'm a slot.

ENDS.

Last two lines may not be needed.

WAHAY!!! Yeah I liked it, not bad.

The very definition of 'the loosest slots in town'.

It must Christmas cracker joke time again and damn it, I laughed!

Haha! I liked it!

Very good. Send it to Paul Raymond TV.

I thought it was good too. A variation on an old joke!