In my defence I just knocked this out for something to write. 2 of my cats were looking out the window and the weather is awful. Wondered what they were thinking. Sorry!!! 
Only cat people need apply!
Cats.
SCENE 1. INT. DAY.
TWO CATS ARE SITTING IN A LARGE, FLUFFY BASKET ON A LEDGE BY THE WINDOW. IT IS RAINING HEAVILY AND THE WIND IS BLOWING A GALE. THE SKY IS GREY AND THE CONTRAST IS DISTINCT BETWEEN OUTSIDE AND INSIDE. A MAN WALKS BY WITH A DOG ON A LEAD. THEY ARE BATTLING THE ELEMENTS.
CAT 1. There they go, again. Second time today.
THEY SIT SMUGLY FOR A MOMENT.
CAT 2. What do you make of it?
CAT 1. Dunno.
CAT 2. How old is he, the dog, I mean?
CAT 1. Must be about … 5.… ish.
CAT 2. God, I had them trained in weeks. Pissed up the furniture and behind the settee for a couple of weeks and they brought me in a tray and gave me treat for going in it.
CAT 1. Yeh, but I do think that they’re slightly brighter than dogs… just.
CAT 2. What I do when I don’t like the look of the litter tray is piss on their bed. That makes them sort it.
THE CATS LAUGH. A GUST OF WIND BLOWS THE DOG WALKER AND DOG BACKWARDS PAST THE WINDOW.
CAT 1. Twats.
THEY LAUGH AGAIN.
CAT 2. Look at the state of that litter tray.
CAT 1. Need a piss?
CAT 2. Yeah. Upstairs?
CAT 1. They can’t seriously expect us to use that.
CAT 2. If you’re gonna have a pet then I’d have a human any day of the week.
