The Way It Was

Here's a short sketch.

INT. BAR. NIGHT

KEV AND CYNTHIA ARE HAVING A NICE INTIMATE MEAL TOGETHER IBN A COSY AND POSH RESTAURANT.

Kev
I’m really glad I answered that lonely hearts advert in the paper you know. I wasn’t sure as I’d never done anything like that before. I really like you a lot.

Cynthia
Me too. Here’s to us.

Kev
Our First Week anniversary.

(They toast themselves with wine. Cynthia leans under the table. Kev looks surprised as if she is touching him in a really intimate place! He has a slightly worried look as if other people will know what she is doing.)

Cynthia
I find you so incredibly sexy. You’re really good in bed too.

Kev
You are too. Darling must you always rub my groin in public?

Cynthia
I’m sorry but I can’t help myself. It reminds me of when I used to have one.

very good.

Poor chap, losing his willy like that.
Maybe could use a little tidy up but I like it. Good sketch, mate.

good work, keep it up!

Didn't see that one cumming. Great sketch. If Smith and Jones was still around this would be a dead cert.

Yeah that one is a belter. Good sketch!

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