British Comedy Guide

MAN SNAIL 1

EXT. STREET. NIGHT.

A MAN (TERRY) AND A MAN DRESSED AS SOME KIND OF MAN\SNAIL HYBRID (GARY) ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

GARY
Look I had one drink. What makes you think I'm pissed.

TERRY INDICATES BEHIND HIM

WE PAN TO REVEAL, THE IS A SNAIL TRAIL BEHIND HIM THAT IS ALL OVER THE SHOP, ZIG-ZAGGING, DOUBLE-BACKS AND EVEN AT ONE POINT GOING UP A WALL.

END

funny

:D I like this is a lot. Well gone.
I've been talking a lot about these visual gags just lately and wondered whether it makes any difference when you're trying to break into the market?
Very good, anyway. Laughing out loud

Another funny sketch Marian. I do think visual makes a difference, in films/sitcoms too.

Quote: bushbaby @ December 8, 2007, 8:42 AM

Another funny sketch Marian. I do think visual makes a difference, in films/sitcoms too.

I meant that breaking in with visual would be more difficult.
My example is bloke pushes wheelchair into swimming baths and has adlib convo. Bloke in chair gets out and does mad stuff then gets back in chair. Carer doesn't realise and thinks that he's helpless.
That sketch won the best all time comedy sketches but it doesn't come off the paper all that well.
:S
So do we go for visual, try to get in first or do a bit of anything.

Danny - I love this idea!!!! :)

Quote: bushbaby @ December 8, 2007, 8:42 AM

Another funny sketch Marian. I do think visual makes a difference, in films/sitcoms too.

*COUGH*

I may have long hair but I don't think I've morphed into Marion.

Glad you like the sketch though ;)

Laughing out loud We're out, Danny. We are the same person. Our time is up!! Whistling nnocently

Bet that none of you have seen us in a room together, have ya? Cool

good sketch danny

Quote: marion @ December 8, 2007, 9:45 AM

Laughing out loud We're out, Danny. We are the same person. Our time is up!! Whistling nnocently

Bet that none of you have seen us in a room together, have ya? Cool

I can honestly say I am not and never have been marion... although for a weekend in 1996 I was petula, I think I may have had a reaction to some anti-biotics.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 8, 2007, 11:07 AM

I can honestly say I am not and never have been marion... although for a weekend in 1996 I was petula, I think I may have had a reaction to some anti-biotics.

Teary Oh, and I wanted to be Danion, too. You mean devil. Angry

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 8, 2007, 11:07 AM

I can honestly say I am not and never have been marion... although for a weekend in 1996 I was petula, I think I may have had a reaction to some anti-biotics.

Why is everyone anti-biotics anyway? Where is all the support for biotics? Don't they have rights too?

Simple and Funny.

I love ticks, I've had them loads of times, so bio-ticks must be extra good. I do try to support organic stuff when I can. Laughing out loud

Tres Bon, Danny.

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