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Kent Pete ; Astrologer to the Bromley Gazette.

The Worlds most loved astrologer - Kent Pete, presents your daily, weekly, monthly and year ahead horoscopes.

Desperate to know how 2007 is going to go for you - K.P's Love, Luck, Loot and Planets in 2007 tells you all you need to know. This week's chosen star sign is :

ARIES - March 21st - April 20th

An overwhelming desire to be alone could be the result of some shocking news. Someone has done something totally out of character, and you're not sure how to process it. There will be a murder within your family soon. Have you an Uncle Derek or an Auntie Pam ?. If so, on no account visit them this week, even if they promise to revise their wills in your favour.

On a brighter note this is a good time of the year to start dieting. With your moons in Saturn edging you ever closer to Mars this is the time to lose that unsightly fat around your midriff.

Let's face it your partner has lost all interest in you sexually and only continues in the sham you call a marriage because they haven't sorted out alternative accommodation yet.

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