British Comedy Guide

TRAWLER

EXT. DOCK. DAY.

WE ARE STANDING ON A BUSY FISHING DOCK, A REPORTER IS SPEAKING TO A ROUGH LOOKING CAPTAIN.

REPORTER
So tell us, how are things in the Trawler industry?

CAPTAIN
We'll it's not so much about the fishing anymore, as appose to the documentary film crews?

REPORTER
Have you had to make any changes?

CAPTAIN
I have to make a few changes to th ships crews.

CUT TO:

DECK OF A TRAWLER. WE SEE A PAGE 3 GIRL IN A BIKINI, A MAN ON A UNICYCLE, A CLOG DANCER AND TV'S JIM SWEENEY.

JIM
What is it about nets?

END

I could see it coming, but it was pretty good. I think a dance troupe performing elaborate dance moves would look good as well.

Inspired by a comment in a sketch that a fellow JunkMale was writing, and the desire to see Jim Sweeney return to our screens.

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