British Comedy Guide

GUARDED

EXT. COMPOUND. NIGHT.

TWO SHIFTY LOOKING GENTLEMEN ENTER SHOT, ONE IS CARRY A BAG. THEY ARE CLEARLY UP TO NO GOOD. ONE OF THEM POINTS TO A SIGN. 'THIS AREA IS PATROLLED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS'

SUDDENLY THERE IS A GROWL FROM BEHIND A PORT-A-CABIN, THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND RUN FOR THE FENCE.

SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND THE PORT-A-CABIN APPEAR 4 MEN IN FULL LEIDERHASEN, WEARING TOWELS ON THEIR HEAD, THEY ALL CARRY CROCKS, WITH SHEEP WANDERING BEHIND THEM.

GERMAN 1 (GROWLING)
Rrrr.. is the noise my motorbike is making.

THEY SPOT THE SHIFTY TYPES.

GERMAN 1
Mein Gott!

BOTH GROUPS PAUSE, THEN THE SHIFTIES RUN EVEN FASTER TOWARD THE FENCE AND THE SHEPHERDS HEAD TO INTERCEPT. THEY TRIP THEM WITH A CROOK AND START BEATING ON THEM.

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Excellent Danny.

I think I anticipated that one but funny.

Well, I didn't anticipate it and it's very funny. I've got german shepherds and should have seen that. Can I nick that lovely sketch using that as a defence Laughing out loud

Surreal but really good! :)

I thought it was groovy.

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