EXT. COMPOUND. NIGHT.
TWO SHIFTY LOOKING GENTLEMEN ENTER SHOT, ONE IS CARRY A BAG. THEY ARE CLEARLY UP TO NO GOOD. ONE OF THEM POINTS TO A SIGN. 'THIS AREA IS PATROLLED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS'
SUDDENLY THERE IS A GROWL FROM BEHIND A PORT-A-CABIN, THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND RUN FOR THE FENCE.
SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND THE PORT-A-CABIN APPEAR 4 MEN IN FULL LEIDERHASEN, WEARING TOWELS ON THEIR HEAD, THEY ALL CARRY CROCKS, WITH SHEEP WANDERING BEHIND THEM.
GERMAN 1 (GROWLING)
Rrrr.. is the noise my motorbike is making.
THEY SPOT THE SHIFTY TYPES.
GERMAN 1
Mein Gott!
BOTH GROUPS PAUSE, THEN THE SHIFTIES RUN EVEN FASTER TOWARD THE FENCE AND THE SHEPHERDS HEAD TO INTERCEPT. THEY TRIP THEM WITH A CROOK AND START BEATING ON THEM.
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