2.30PM INT. CAFE/COFFEE SHOP
BEST FRIENDS IN THEIR EARLY THIRTIES STEPHANIE AND SUZI ARE SAT IN A COFFEE SHOP CHATTING OVER A LATTE AND A CAKE
SUZI
You do seem a little quiet Steph
STEPH
Me? Really?
SUZI
Yeah, who else is sat at the table called Steph?
STEPH
No I’m fine, really
SUZI
That’s your fourth latte in an hour.
How many years have I known you now?
STEPH
Gawd, am I that easy to read?
SUZI
From where I’m sitting, I’d say yes
STEPH
OK, well this goes no further, right, not a word
SUZI
My lips are sealed
STEPH
It’s Jason
SUZI
Your Jason?
STEPH
My Jason.
Yes, for how much longer (PAUSE) I don’t know
SUZI
Oh my god, he’s not having another affair is he? He’s not found another woman?
STEPH
No, no, no, not after last time, he learnt his lesson
SUZI
(HESISTANT)
A man?
STEPH
Suzi!
It’s serious
SUZI
OK, OK , I had to ask, it does happen. Go on
STEPH
I found a big lump on one of his testicles
SUZI
Shit, you think it’s cancer?
STEPH
I don’t know
STEPH REACHES DOWN INTO HER CAVERNOUS BAG THAT WOMEN SEEM TO REQUIRE AND PULLS OUT A FORMALDEHYDE FILLED JAR WITH A COUPLE OF CURIOUS CONTENTS
SUZI
Ewww!
STEPH
Here, you have a feel
THE END
