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Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 22, 2007, 9:15 AM

Absolutely ANYBODY with a smattering of football knowledge could be England Manager on the basis of what this man has achieved in his tenure as Manager.

Get the ball into the other c**ts' goal. Stop it from going in ours. Questions? Right then, on you go.

aaron for england!

we need someone who can teach them how to do curlers and diving headers.

We need someone to remind them that they NEED to feel the HUNGER to win IN THEIR BONES and not just their bleedin' 'trouser bone'..

They need discipline and a f**king good kick up the arse..

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 22, 2007, 12:28 PM

We need someone to remind them that they NEED to feel the HUNGER to win IN THEIR BONES and not just their bleedin' 'trouser bone'..

They need discipline and a f**king good kick up the arse..

not the spiritual healing of eileen drury?

Possibly not, more the spiritual healing of Ian Dury!

Our team is too 'well fed', they have no in built 'hunger'..

They need some 'real' 'motivation'.

They need to be hit with a 'rhythm stick' (large)

Most of them act 'spasticus autisticus'.

Well if Ian Dury can rise up and take the pop world on (given it's propensity for wanting beauteous and fully abled specimens to dote over) I reckon our 'crippled' National Football Team could do well to think on how they can get up off their arse and win.

It's not just down to the manager, the players have to produce the result and all too often ours look as limp as wet bog roll! Managers are often wrong, in these cases 'workers' have to 'manage upwards', so don't let the players off the hook so easily.

Why is it the England players are only ever motivated for games they are being paid for e.g. Club games. I'd rather put out a championship side who would give you 100% all the time than the current spoiled idiots we have at the moment.

Steve McClaren should have resigned if he had any dignity left. Why do we have such selfish gits running the England team Angry

Hear, hear AJP!

We need Bert the dog playing up front.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/3844

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 22, 2007, 2:30 PM

... players have to produce the result and all too often ours look as limp as wet bog roll! Managers are often wrong, in these cases 'workers' have to 'manage upwards', so don't let the players off the hook so easily.

They're all complete f**ktards.

We need prayer!

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