A woman stands in her living room, staring at a pregnancy test in disbelief. There is the sound of a slamming door somewhere behind her.
Husband
Honey, I'm back from church.
The woman guiltily hides the pregnancy test as the man enters. He looks at her, quizzical but amused..
Husband
What's that?
Wife
It's...nothing...
Husband
Well it can't be nothing, it must be..
The husband playfully darts behind the woman and snatches the pregnancy test. He freezes and stares at it wildly.
Husband
Oh my...but I can't...
Wife
It's not like that.
Husband
You're having an affair.
Wife
No, I...
Husband
I don't believe you...adulteress...
Wife
No, you don't understand, something came to me in the night.
The man laughs bitterly.
Husband
I bet it did, or should I say HE did.
Wife
It was...an angel.
Husband
A what?
Wife
An angel...he said, 'unto you a child will be born...God's son...God's other son...' He was very angelic.
Husband
I don't...believe it.
The woman grins awkwardly and raises her hands slightly.
Wife
Ya godda have faith!
Husband
You're right...oh god, it's a miracle. Once more a child is born to a virgin.
He kneels before her and stares at her chest.
Wife
Well, a child is born to the wife of an impotent man at any rate.
Husband
It's a miracle! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Wife
Hey, yeah...hallelujah...
The woman looks grimly down at the exultant man.
Husband
First out wine into water and now this! Hallelujah!
Wife
I suppose that an abortion is out of the question?
I like that a very, big, huge lot. 
