The slick commissioners sit around a table.
Commissioner 1
So, shoot, what have we got?
Commissioner 2
Scattershot – it's a social satire and urban thriller; cutting edge drama and contemporary comedy.
Commissioner 3
Let's make it motion capture animation – think of how well Beowulf and 300 did.
Commissioner 1
Good idea! We'll get Angelina Jolie in, she's flying high at the moment.
Commissioner 2
Oh come on, it's a gritty film not glamorous. Besides, she isn't going to do the drug or sex scenes.
Commissioner 3
Well, if it's mainly animation then we'll just use an animated Angelina instead of the real thing.
Commissioner 1
Excellent, we'll hire a voice artist and credit it to Angelina Jolly.
Commissioner
Perfect!
Commissioner 2
But if we don't use motion capture actors then it's just an animation. This is supposed to be..
Commissioner 1
Well then, if we're decided on animation we'll bring in Ben Stiller and make a film about penguins. Next!