A man is sobbing at a restaurant table. A woman sits opposite, looking nervous.
Man
It's me, isn't it.
Woman
No, no, of course it isn't. It's me, I just can't cope with a long-term relationship.
Man
But we've been going out for two years.
Woman
Yes, well think of what I went through for you.
The man gives a loud sob.
Woman
Look, it's hard to love a man when you're a lesbian.
Man
You've managed so far.
Woman
And it's made me sick..sick!
The man gives another loud wail.
Woman
But that's not your fault, it's mine. You see..I'm psychopathic, I have the constant urge to kill.
The man sniffs.
Man
So you'd kill me?
Woman
Of course, of course.
The man wails again.
Man
So it IS me!
The man sobs and the woman looks impatient. After several seconds she picks up a large dinner knife and stabs the man.
Woman
It's easier to just accept the truth and move on.
The man gurgles softly.
Woman
I'm glad that you understand.
The woman continues eating her dinner.
