The Shifting Social Attitudes

The Shifting Social Attitudes

A teenage boy and his grandparents are eating dinner.

Grandmother
So have you decided what you want to see at the films today dearie?

Grandson
Yes Gran, Cheeky Chicks In Chocolate.

Grandfather
Are you sure that's quite...suitable?

Grandson
Oh yes, yes, times have changed grandpa, it's perfectly acceptable now.

Grandfather
Oh..well, alright.

Grandson
I'll be home at about three tomorrow morning. I'm going out for a few drinks after the film.

Grandmother
That's a bit...late.

Grandfather
Are you sure that you're...mature enough?

Grandson
Oh yes, it's all evolving social attitudes grandpa, it's perfectly acceptable.

Grandfather
Oh...

Grandmother
Oh...

Scene 2

The grandson staggers in through the front door, looks straight ahead of himself and freezes.

Grandmother
Hello dear...

Grandson
Grand..Grand...what the hell are you both doing?

Grandfather
No need to be alarmed old boy, it's indicative of society's changing attitude towards these matters.

Grandmother
One must let it out in the open now...

Grandson
But I...I...

Grandmother
The rest of the honey's in the cupboard if you're hungry, dear.

Ewwwww but hahaha

Thankyou very much

I hope that you weren't eating while reading that, specifically honey...or indeed boiled meat. Some nastily vivid mental images there.

I have a similar gag, not as tasteful as yours though, so i won't be posting it.

It can presumably be saved for the murkier corners of the www.

You could of course just 'happen' to type it in on the off chance that noone will read it's demented comedic content.