Hi nice comedic people, I'm amillionpounds (this may change if I think of something better).
Why am I being offered the chance to use smilies in this? I hate smilies. They're not funny. Discuss.
I try to write sitcom scripts and more recently sketches, some of which I think are quite good. My two main problems seem to be:
1. Finishing a script before I get distracted by another idea.
2. Showing people what I've done. (Except when I'm drunk, which usually means the person I'm showing to is drunk too and probably just finds it annoying. And all I get is the opinion of a drunk person which isn't all that useful.)
This is essentially why I'm here, so I can get some tips on scripty stuff and also maybe get some of you lovely folk to tell me if I'm any good from a knowledgable and sober viewpoint. I'm fed up of half hearted drunken critique.
so to start with I'll probably take more than I give, but try not to hold that against me please, I'm a very nice person, really, I like animals and all sorts.
I don't know if that worked, I tried to add the smily face which is like a pirate. Hilarious.