Today all round tosser and proffesional hobbit impersonater keith "the beef" chegwin
broke the exiting news to his wife norman and daughter fannyfred that the arreas on
there luxary 3 bedroomed tent will be paid off... after he's finished his first porno,
that's right because from tommorow keith will be filming his first porn flick with legendary
director curly bagfoot 98. This has come as a shock to most people because everyone thought
he didn't have a penis, anyway eager fans are gonna flock to the pictures when "the empire strikes butt"
is released next year. Tatty bye.