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What are you eating? Page 82

I tell you what's better than ROmbouts.

A starbucks coffee with a freebie voucher from todays Guardian, where you can have what ever you want.

I had a 4 shot Venti cappuccino with 3 shots of syrup.

But they wouldn't give me a free muffin, fascists!

Made me feel a bit ill, but it was free.

Which was the important thing.

*whistles* Left over pink icing.

I love brioche!
But only with chocolate chips.

I'm a going to gets me some grub from the Sainsbury's Local over the road from work.

Any suggestions?

Chocolate chip brioche!!

Oh, Sainsbury's Local.

Erm... a sandwich?

You can't have chocolate chip brioche for your tea. Might get some chocolate cornflake cakes for afters, though.

More suggestions for something to eat, please.

Aaron, don't even think about it.

I just had a chinese. Lovey

Is it like that shop in Alan Partridge?

Can you buy pasties? And sausage rolls? And crisps? And a Wispa.

And an easy listening CD of panpipe covers of Phil Collins classics?

Chicken Jalfrezzi?

Grub?

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Still hungry?

The sandwiches were rubbish, so I went for a pork pie in the end. With extra guilt. The checkout girl was a Muslim.

I don't feel like it now.

Who was it who went in a shop and chose the young checkout girl and offended the old ugger?

Was it yoooou?

Curt?

Yes, it was I. But it was a different shop. And the young cashier was also an ugger.

Haha!

I love Bandage's checkout girl stories.

Go back to the shop and get another one!

I'm starting to think that perhaps this "interaction with the outside world" thing is not for me.

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