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What are you eating? Page 729

Quote: DaButt @ 4th January 2023, 1:30 PM

It was so tender that it literally fell apart.

Much like my teeth!

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 4th January 2023, 1:33 PM

Much like my teeth!

I have repeated nightmares where that happens to my teeth.

Can we get off the subject of teeth..................sobs in corner

"Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!"

with, of course, tatties & neeps.

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Happy Burns Night.

Hoots!

Pancakes. Of course.

I hear you can no longer be called 'a fat owl. The books are being re-written to exclude the word 'fat.
I suggest ' an owl that consumes more calories than it expends.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st February 2023, 8:41 AM

I hear you can no longer be called 'a fat owl. The books are being re-written to exclude the word 'fat.
I suggest ' an owl that consumes more calories than it expends.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/thomas-tank-engine-fans-told-24737215

I hate pancakes.

Quote: Chappers @ 21st February 2023, 9:14 AM

I hate pancakes.

"Hate" is a very strong & emotive word to use about a pancake.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 21st February 2023, 10:02 AM

"Hate" is a very strong & emotive word to use about a pancake.

Sorry. Should I have given you a warning?

Very particular about pancakes.
Thin, obviously - none of that US lark.
Lemon juice and sugar.
Anything else is an abomination.

Quote: Lazzard @ 21st February 2023, 5:30 PM

Very particular about pancakes.
Thin, obviously - none of that US lark.
Lemon juice and sugar.
Anything else is an abomination.

They are all abominations!

I made ribs in tomato sauce today. It turned out delicious.

I've just had a bowl of frozen Paella. Well it wasn't frozen after I heated it up in the pan. Along with a glass of Merlot*.

* Or a bottle!

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