A Horseradish
Wednesday 8th October 2014 10:54am [Edited]
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Quote: Lazzard @ 8th October 2014, 11:00 AM BST
I've had porridge every morning for the past three years.
And I can honestly say I never tire of it, or want a change.
Couldn't say that about much else.
Odd.
I love the programme Porridge but I've never been able to eat porridge. And generally I'm an unfussy eater.
This matter was tackled head on at a Highland Games in Nairn in 1973. Donald E Campbell, a not insignificant tosser of the caber in that era, personally advised me that only porridge led to a happy and successful life.
The problem, in his opinion, was I had never experienced it done in the "proper Scottish way". So I did the following morning in a B and B next to the Culloden Battlefield. The woman got up especially at 5am to make it. But I still couldn't eat it and the fallout was so spectacular I've never set foot north of the border since.