What are you eating? Page 685

In a minute I'll be eating steak and chips!

Need to treat myself to a high quality butchers steak soon.

I've just had fillet steak. Should I be ashamed of such profligacy?

Nah, it's not even that expensive.

It is to the poor souls who can only buy mince. Mr K wears a bag over his head when he goes to buy it in Morrison's.

MRS ALEXANDER SALMOND
Have we got that awful c**t Cameron visiting us tonight?

ALEXANDER SALMOND
Aye I just got a couple of bottle of wine.

MRS ALEXANDER SALMOND
Red or white?

ALEXANDER SALMOND
Greenish

SOUND OF THE HEAD OF THE SNP PISSING IN ONE, THEN ANOTHER OF KEEWIKS EMPTIES

Quote: keewik @ 3rd May 2014, 8:44 PM BST

It is to the poor souls who can only buy mince. Mr K wears a bag over his head when he goes to buy it in Morrison's.

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I like mince.

It has its uses but I developed a dislike as a child and rarely buy it. So it was embarrassing when my 3-yesr-old pointed to it in a crowded butcher's and asked 'What's that?'

'Doesn't buy mince, eats fillet steak . . . .'

So that's where the oil revenues are going !

I was looking for a comforting picture of a tin of mushy peas to comfort you Rocker and I came across this abomination.

http://en.paperblog.com/slimming-world-mushy-pea-curry-873285/

Sounds good but mushy peas are best on their own - pure mushy peas - delicious.

With malt vinegar

and chips

and fish

and a pattie

and a can of pop

Now there's a dish for you, grey pays un bercun.

Is that prison food?

It's a Black Country delicacy!