Quote: Ben @ 17th March 2014, 8:26 PM GMTOh, Lee, you little Lincolnshire Poacher!
Reminds me of this....
What are you eating? Page 680
I'm eating nothing as I'm leading the hunger strike for information of missing planes community.(THSFIOMPC)
We are currently Starving our selves, for no reason on the missing Malaysia airlines case. we are not eating until the government can sh*t information out of their ass. This particular case is coming to an end as we have finally understood that starving ourselves is not going to bring back the dead or give us anymore information.
But don't worry about us having to eat anytime soon as we have been contacted by an with a more justifying reason to put life's to risk by going on an hunger strike,
A little boy has called to say that his plane has gone missing. He suspects that his mother may of broken it or the dog may of chewed it. WE the(THSFIOMPC) vow not to eat until his mother has given back a new plane or gives information on the were-about of the current plane.
I was going to change the ending from a little boy too a footballer not being allowed his plane until he finishes his dinner (scores)
there is many possibilities for the end of this joke PM or Reply to yours
Quote: Brandon Barnett @ 22nd March 2014, 10:47 PM GMTI'm eating nothing as I'm leading the hunger strike for information of missing planes community.(THSFIOMPC)
We are currently Starving our selves, for no reason on the missing Malaysia airlines case. we are not eating until the government can sh*t information out of their ass. This particular case is coming to an end as we have finally understood that starving ourselves is not going to bring back the dead or give us anymore information.But don't worry about us having to eat anytime soon as we have been contacted by an with a more justifying reason to put life's to risk by going on an hunger strike,
A little boy has called to say that his plane has gone missing. He suspects that his mother may of broken it or the dog may of chewed it. WE the(THSFIOMPC) vow not to eat until his mother has given back a new plane or gives information on the were-about of the current plane.
I was going to change the ending from a little boy too a footballer not being allowed his plane until he finishes his dinner (scores)
there is many possibilities for the end of this joke PM or Reply to yours
CAS voice . . . Wot?
NOT 'may of'- ' may have'.
Quote: keewik @ 23rd March 2014, 8:28 PM GMTNOT 'may of'- ' may have'.
No idea what that is but I'm assuming its deep fried
I've had rather too many crisps.
I had fission chips earlier.
I had some amazing chip shop chips at lunchtime. Only a few though. They weren't mine. Even though I paid for them.
Quote: Ben @ 24th March 2014, 10:31 PM GMTThey weren't mine. Even though I paid for them.
I love a good riddle.
I just love a mini egg. I might even have another one.
Sausages and bean salad.
I always find them too be to chocolately, where as the new cadburies with ritz crackers are awesome