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What are you eating? Page 671

We used to know it as Gregg's of Rutherglen but I see that's because it took over another bakery chain there and it actually started in Tyneside ( which is very nearly Scottish! :D )

Keewik

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Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 11:10 PM GMT

Keewik

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Ssshhh! One of my great-grandfathers came from Kent. Huh?

I'm about to make bacon rolls for everybody.

Quote: keewik @ 15th February 2014, 11:13 PM GMT

I'm about to make bacon rolls for everybody.

Thanks.
I hope mine are still edible when they arrive here in Switzerland.

Quote: keewik @ 15th February 2014, 11:13 PM GMT

Ssshhh! One of my great-grandfathers came from Kent. Huh?

I'm about to make bacon rolls for everybody.

I like haggis, porridge and all that other filth.

Looks like we'll be part of a prisoner exchange.

Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 10:44 PM GMT

Greggs are more English than fellating Prince Philip whilst the Queen beats out rule Britannia on your bottom with a copy of the Daily Mail.

Not that I'd know...

Bollocks

They're f**king German and Greek

Smoked River Cobbler. Lovely stuff.

So you're not vegetarian anymore?

If I am, I'm not very good at it. I unvegetariansed on Christmas day.

Good for you Lee f**k the animals

Then eat them

I never stopped f**king them.

I'm ideally wanting to find a good balance because one of the original reasons I stopped in the first place was because I was addicted to sausages (not a euphemism).

Quote: Lee @ 16th February 2014, 2:28 PM GMT

I never stopped f**king them.

I'm ideally wanting to find a good balance because one of the original reasons I stopped in the first place was because I was addicted to sausages (not a euphemism).

"Addicted to sausage" sounds funnier.

I've got some lovely sausages in the freezer, but alas, they must remain there for now.

I have some disappointing sausages in the freezer. They can start there until I have nothing better.

Aren't sausages just a load of shite wrapped in nauseating skin?

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