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What are you eating? Page 647

Quote: lofthouse @ October 20 2013, 12:38 PM BST

New Kellogg's crunchy nut cornflakes with chocolate

Omg

I think I have an erection

Does that line work at the council planning offices?

Not eating at the moment, but in a pub by Thames avoiding writing and contemplating monsterous fishfinger baps being served up.

No bread crumbs, individual battered fillets, with tartare sauce in a vienesse bap, with chips.

Winking at me.

Sluts.

I will have them

Ooh sounds nice

Mmmmm warm baps...

Tuna salad.

Beef stew with dumplings!!! avec red cabbage and pickled onions.

Quote: lofthouse @ October 20 2013, 12:58 PM BST

Mmmmm warm baps...

Fnaar! Fnaar! Yip yip!

Tin of pineapple rings.From the tin. Roscoff still living the kind of lifestyle most of you can only dream of.

I just had a pate sandwich.

Garlic bread.

Sausages.

On of them Warburtons flats things

With salad and mustard on

Meh

That sucked big hairy meatballs

wot no meat or cheese?

Have you caught the veganism I heard that can kill.

Aw, I like those Warburtons thins. If that's what you mean.

No mate

I've just got fck all in the fridge

:)

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You bloody KRAUT, Gordon. I'm having a guess as Bierworst or whatever. It isn't too far away from the Scotch haggis, neeps and tatties that lot. You having a fried Marsbar for afters? Very nice.

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