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Ham Pastries

Salmon on toast!!

Just had real strawberries and ice-cream. By 'real' I mean British (Sussex) not the foreign tripe which is hard and tasteless, except for Dutch which are fine.

Strawberry and Cream scones.

Salmon again...for breakfast. Decadence is great! Cool

a pretzel

Steak Pastie.

If you have a chicken pasty tomorrow and I yell Bingo! First what do I win?

Easter egg. That's what I'm eating, not what Sooty wins.

Assuming I win Loopey, assuming I win.

Pastie Bingo is a gave for those with nerves of steel.

A carrot, a potato and chicken. It's my dinner

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2013, 11:56 AM BST

Assuming I win Loopey, assuming I win.

Pastie Bingo is a gave for those with nerves of steel.

Is anyone taking bets? I missed all the excitement of the Grand National.

Are you sure you want to take a bet? I'm loaded up on steroids and horse adrenalin and I'm working for a far East betting syndicate.

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2013, 12:03 PM BST

Are you sure you want to take a bet? I'm loaded up on steroids and horse adrenalin and I'm working for a far East betting syndicate.

Well that makes you a dead cert then doesn't it?
Or just dead, depending on quantity and quality of performance enhancers.

Pasta + tomato,mozzarella,basilica,onion-sauce + homemade meatballs

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