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The last few 'Special flakes' ( like Special K, only miles cheaper...why are they so dear???) mixed with last crumbs of fruit n fibre and a chopped banana, very nice :)

:) Sounds good, never thought of mixes! Ta.

Just having a snack before I get up to face another day . . .

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I'm assuming he can't stop me if I decide to pinch one of those pink donuts?

Just had some honey mustard chicken pasta. Was pretty nice, but I made too much. Need to go back for round 2 later on.

I think I had Quesidillas. Something I dredged up from memory from a Nigella book, anyway.

OMG! You can... cook?! Is there anything you can't do?!

Nowt.

Quote: zooo @ May 7 2012, 7:30 PM BST

Nowt.

Try pissing eight foot up a wall with both feet on the ground.

I'm sure I could get some kind of... contraption.

A scotch egg made with black pudding

very nice

Hoping for some cock later. there is something wrong with my husband. he seems to prefer time alone in a locked room to anything I offer. *wails*

Slim pickings in the fridge so I just invented the Frankensandwich: avocado, pepperoni and cheddar on sourdough.

I just had a plain crisp and cheese sarnie. Lush!

Burger in bun. Happy days

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