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oh ha!

well im led to believe they are at the fore front of microwave burger technology

plus they give you a little sachet of what can only be described as luminous dog poo to pour over it

Somehow Rustlers burgers, are well not that bad.

I mean I'm sure their carciogenic bollock mince with concrete.

But some how they're sort of meaty and satisfying.

Especially with chilli sauce.

And their breakfast one can annihilate any hangover.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 16 2011, 9:31 PM BST

About to have (wait for the girlies to go 'yukee') belly draft with mashed potato and swede !

;)

What the Hell is 'belly draft'? (Thinks, 'Maybe I don't want to know.')

Quote: keewik @ August 16 2011, 11:42 PM BST

What the Hell is 'belly draft'? (Thinks, 'Maybe I don't want to know.')

:O

How have you got this far in life without it ?

:O

Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2011, 11:06 PM BST

Somehow Rustlers burgers, are well not that bad.

I mean I'm sure their carciogenic bollock mince with concrete.

But some how they're sort of meaty and satisfying.

Especially with chilli sauce.

And their breakfast one can annihilate any hangover.

They are okay in the moment but picking gristle out of your teeth for hours afterwards is quite horrid.

It allows me to pretend I'm Denis Nilsen for the evening which is strangely calming.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 17 2011, 12:35 AM BST

:O

How have you got this far in life without it ?

:O

Just Googled it. Yuk. Looks very fatty. I don't really eat pork but I think belly draft must be called something else in Scotland.

Chocolate coated peanuts.

Jealous!

She said 'peanuts'...

:D

:P

I'm eating beer

nom!

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2011, 7:51 PM BST

She said 'peanuts'...

Damn. I almost said "no one make a joke". I've been in the hen night section at work today with such gems as the Racing Willies game, so I am hypersensitive to anything potentially rude.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 20 2011, 7:57 PM BST

I've been in the hen night section at work today with such gems as the Racing Willies game

Who came first?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2011, 8:00 PM BST

Who came first?

Laughing out loud

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