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What are you eating? Page 523
Porkless Pie.
Quote: Leevil @ April 22 2011, 1:38 PM BSTPorkless Pie.
Pointless pie
Not at all. I think it tastes just like a Pork Pie, except without the jelly bit, which I don't like anyway.
When did you last have a pork pie?
The loss of protein and animal DNA is degrading your brain cells
An eclair.
(As in the sweetie, not the pastry thingy)
Just had a very nice salad sandwich with a scattering of crisps on the side.
Why is it traditional to be served some crisps with random things from cafes/restaurants?
Does anyone do this themselves at home?
Why is everyone eating fake things today?
Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2011, 1:48 PM BSTWhen did you last have a pork pie?
The loss of protein and animal DNA is degrading your brain cells
I still eat dairy, so I'm full of animal DNA thank-you-very-much!
What's fake about an eclair?
Quote: Leevil @ April 22 2011, 1:54 PM BSTI was date raped by a cow, so I'm full of animal DNA thank-you-very-much!
How does that even work?
Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2011, 1:55 PM BSTHow does that even work?
It mounts me against my willy.
Quote: zooo @ April 22 2011, 1:55 PM BSTWhat's fake about an eclair?
Every thing
Well it was bloody yummy.