No, just boredom. Why don't you have a pop at Jade Goody? I hear she's doing well for herself.
What are you eating? Page 488
Katona cat-owner?
No one appreciates puns anymore
I got it- it just wasn't funny, Soots.
It was you lack the fine judgement to realise this
Your comedy is a tad Beejam
What is this Beejam you speak of?
Old name for Iceland
That must be pretty f**king old, I think it's always been Iceland during my lifetime.
I am f**king old
Time for my pension
I don't remember Beejam, but I do remember Sketchleys!
M&S Dine in for a tenner, got 2 sirloin steaks, garlic mushrooms, vanilla cheesecake and a bottle of Shiraz. Yum Yum!
Will have to go to the gym tomorrow to work that off.
I have the munchies but not much to munch on. 
Mrs Leevil out is she?
I'm home visiting the family.
Oh, you! 
My folks never ever have any biscuits
how do you spell buiscits?
Cookies whatever
No, my Dad isn't too great at the biscuit game. But he has plenty of Sandwich stock.