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What are you eating? Page 467

6 sandwiches, 6 satsumas, 6 treacle puds.

The breakfast of the beast.

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6 sandwiches. 4 satsumas. 500 mls of orange juice. I like a nice ordered breakfast.

What is in the sandwiches?
Are they all different?

Yeah, and how big are the sandwiches?

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 9:06 AM BST

What is in the sandwiches?
Are they all different?

I also want to know this.

He's holding out on us.

Too bloody busy eating sandwiches.

Or counting them...

Japanese Rice Crackers.

Banana.

Scrambled egg on toast.

Bingo!

I win BCG lunch bingo, what have I won?

I've got miso noodle soup steamin' away. Nearly ready for eats.

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2010, 9:06 AM BST

What is in the sandwiches? Are they all different?

I can't tell you that. I need to retain a frisson of mystery.

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