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What are you eating? Page 465

I'm eating a cheese sandwich with spicy relish.

I have just eaten 2 maltesers as I am still on a bit of a diet. I am now 13 stone which isn't bad but want to lose about another half a stone.

Sausage and Mash.

Sponge pudding with some squirty cream on top. It's getting harder and harder to maintain my 32 inch waist!

I haven't had any lunch but I'm heading to Pizza Express for 241 at 5. So I won't eat.

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 2:02 PM BST

Sponge pudding with some squirty cream on top. It's getting harder and harder to maintain my 32 inch neck!

Whistling nnocently

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 1:32 PM BST

Yep. :) It's okay. We're still best friends, just hurts when I forget occasionally and a welcome home kiss turns into an awkward move to plant one on the cheek.

So still live together, and have all the friendship, but no intimacy? Are you sure you didn't get married?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 2:24 PM BST

for 241 at 5.

Eh?

2 for 1 at 5pm. Sorry.

Ahh, I see! Sounds like a bloody good plan to me.

Then 2 for 1 cinema tickets. I love savings.

Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2010, 3:03 PM BST

So still live together, and have all the friendship, but no intimacy? Are you sure you didn't get married?

Ha. Maybe we did. :|

I just treated myself to a Flake. Nom nom nom!

Quote: chipolata @ September 22 2010, 11:40 AM BST

I'm 6ft. Wello, 5"11 and a half.

When wearing your heels, maybe.

I want KFC for tea.

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2010, 4:26 PM BST

When wearing your heels, maybe.

You short men are so angry! It's sweet.

5"11' ? You might has well be a midget.

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