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What are you eating? Page 438

Are you banned from growing parsley in case it combines with rosemary and thyme to encourage folk singers?

That's a very sage observation, Sootyj.
Leevil, I am a bit puzzled about the suggestion to put stork in soil. Do you mean the margerine, attempting to grow a complete sandwich filler?
A real stork, even balanced on one leg, would surely not fit on a saucer?

I should have taken some of the zebra cake that we made home from Elliot's, because I'd be eating some of that now, even though I'm full of roast dinner.

Oooooh, now was this in the shape of a zebra, or the colours of a zebra?

http://bakingbites.com/2008/07/zebra-cake/#more-2190

It looked exactly like the one there, too!

Woww!
That looks yummy.

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Quote: zooo @ May 3 2010, 8:35 PM BST

Woww!
That looks yummy.

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It wasn't too difficult either! We thought we'd mucked it up slightly, but it was totally okay. Pleased

Next, a leopard cake!

I just had a lovely fryup. Nyumumyum.

Quote: zooo @ May 3 2010, 9:28 PM BST

Next, a leopard cake!

I just had a lovely fryup. Nyumumyum.

A fry-up?! At half nine at night?! Even pubs don't sell all day breakfasts at that kind of time!

I've eaten no meat today. It probably shouldn't be this unusual.

Nothing. Didn't have time for breakfast and my bread has gone off at work.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 4 2010, 9:47 AM BST

Nothing. Didn't have time for breakfast and my bread has gone off at work.

My heart goes out bread going off at work should be a job for international rescue. I bet you can't even get to Spa.

Sootyj has a major David Cameron in the guts but still has to go into work. As no other bugger is willing to sort out the petty cash and there will be a riot if there are sandwiches or tea.

Sucks to be me.

Peanut Butter sangwiches.
Its more complex than it sounds.
The part of the sangwich with the rounded corners, the childproof end if you will, has to be considerably larger than the part with the dangerous, sharp pointy bits.
This has to be remembered when putting the recipe together, as a larger portion of Peanut Buttery goodness is in the larger fraction of the meal.
And it is always, ALWAYS eaten last. So the excitment builds to a crescendo.
Try it.
Or a variation. Maybe Marmite.

I had a peanut butter sandwich without the peanut butter... and toasted the bread.

Quote: MattJD @ May 4 2010, 4:19 PM BST

And it is always, ALWAYS eaten last. So the excitment builds to a crescendo.

Laughing out loud

Eaton Mess.

Luvverly.

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