On such short notice...
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Good. But I want a picture of a real cow in a leather jacket!
Come on, internet nerds, jump to it!
F**k me 
...
(That's a cow in an Elvis jump suit. But the image isn't working now 
*looking down on cowering, apologetic internet nerd*
You have displeased me. But in my mercy I am willing to give you one more chance.
Sure I could photoshop one. Is it worth it?
I shall look upon the those who service me, favourably.
Black 'n' white or brown moo cow?
Surprise me. 
*claps hands and dances excitedly round and round the nursery*
Yay!!!
What's it for?
Hold your horses; that looks like pleather to me.
I dunno, I just wanted to see a cow in a leather jacket...? 
Oh, well at least I haven't wasted my time. >_<
No, really, it will come in very useful for... er...
*runs away*