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What are you eating? Page 254

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 12 2009, 3:29 PM BST

And I was going to say that you always seem to be on 1 of 5! Congratulations. :P

:D

Just popped some Chicken Parmesan in the oven. The smell is driving me crazy.

DaButt you're shattering our illusions that americans eat crap... your past 2 posts sound really tasty... Please say you deep fry something!

Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2009, 7:49 AM BST

DaButt you're shattering our illusions that americans eat crap... your past 2 posts sound really tasty... Please say you deep fry something!

I don't think I've deep fried anything since I worked at a Burger King in 1983. Wait, I made Scotch eggs a few years back!

Quote: chipolata @ April 16 2009, 1:33 PM BST

A pizza. But there were no forks in the kitchen so I'm eating it with a knife and a spoon.

*snigger*

Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2009, 10:11 PM BST

Probably not. Before my time that is. Teary

As I've only just seen it, you're safe. But don't do it again. Angry

Quote: DaButt @ April 19 2009, 4:59 PM BST

Just whipped up a tasty breakfast. Note the glass of urine that I washed it down with - thanks for the tip, BSG!

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Mushroom but no sausages? Bizarre.

Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2009, 8:14 PM BST

Just had a very large, cheap and spicy Thali

What the hell is that?

Quote: DaButt @ April 25 2009, 1:57 PM BST

Beignet: Stupid French people forgot to put a hole in the doughnut - and they're triangular.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ April 26 2009, 1:08 PM BST

Cheese Toasties a beer making F1 Car noises in my dressing gown.....How am I still single?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ April 26 2009, 1:27 PM BST

*Zip lines out of the room*

All buildings should be required to have zip-lines and slides, by law.

Quote: Leevil @ April 27 2009, 3:17 PM BST

No, stealing is wrong. Michael Jackson is BAD!

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2009, 3:06 PM BST

The reason I am the Office Manager is because I am trustworthy. I also have a real thing about breaking rules. I can't do it. Stealing is BAD!

Yes, yes it is. Isn't it, Nil, Gavin, DaButt, uhh ... anyone? *strokes 1 TB hard drives lovingly*

Satsuma 1 of 5.

Chip, we never hear about satsuma 2 of 5, or 3 or 4 of 5. What happens?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 11:46 AM BST

Chip, we never hear about satsuma 2 of 5, or 3 or 4 of 5. What happens?

Since you're interested, I'll give you regular updates throughout the day. For the moment I'm still eating satsuma 1. It's a whopper.

Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2009, 11:47 AM BST

Since you're interested, I'll give you regular updates throughout the day.

As promised, I've just chomped through Satsuma 2, 3 and 4. Only one left and then I can start on the chocolate.

Do you think eating 5 satsumas in quick succession to get to the chocolate is really a healthy way to eat fruit?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 12:12 PM BST

Do you think eating 5 satsumas in quick succession to get to the chocolate is really a healthy way to eat fruit?

Yes. :P

(And you should see what goes in my mouth after the chocolate! :O )

Is it my nipple?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 12:14 PM BST

Is it my nipple?

I can dream. :$

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2009, 12:14 PM BST

Is it my nipple?

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Oh I say!

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