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What are you eating? Page 248

Candy, candy canes, and candy corns. If I remember rightly.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 3:42 PM BST

Is it true you Canadians have massive tusk like incissors for attacking Maple Trees like vampires?

False! It's more like a retractable Unicorn horn.
And they only come out when aroused...we are often aroused by the prospects of maple syrup.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2009, 3:42 PM BST

Candy, candy canes, and candy corns. If I remember rightly.

I've just Wikipedia'd it, and you're absolutely right. Who'd have thunk it?

Given the sugar content of that diet it's probably not a coincedence that 'pixie' is an easy word to say with no teeth.

So when William Shatner gave me the horn it was only my syrup he was after?

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 6:43 PM BST

So when William Shatner gave me the horn it was only my syrup he was after?

The only way to get to the sweetness is through the back entrance. Gigidy gigidy

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As ever Curt you lie!

I have a picture of your primeminister taken in Hyde Park during the G20 conference.

N.B. cool avatar.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 7:03 PM BST

As ever Curt you lie!

I have a picture of your primeminister taken in Hyde Park during the G20 conference.

He doesn't count, he's a Conservative.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 7:03 PM BST

N.B. cool avatar.

Grandad's always trying to escape the nursing home.

Yes he does have the simian look of a neoconservative doesn't he.

Satsuma 6 of 7.

An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2009, 7:15 PM BST

Yes he does have the simian look...

And what's wrong with that? :D

Apple bootlaces! :D

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 29 2009, 9:45 AM BST

An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 29 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Apple bootlaces! :D

An apple bootlace a day gives the dentist his pay.

I just ate the first produce of the year from my lovingly tended garden: a single strawberry.

Was it tiny?
We used to get teeny tiny ones. But they were fecking delicious.

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